Remember: buy it from the high-street and you’ll meet someone else wearing it
For office wear, double-check: too revealing? Rethink, unless you’re planning on seducing the boss and want the entire female office population to hate you
Don’t, don’t, DON’T let the outfit wear you.
The pursuit of perfection can be isolating. You may be thrilled to finally get that Fendi bag after waiting a few millennia; your friends won’t. Be prepared to go to the back of the line.
Do you love adornment but hate washing and ironing? Body art is the ultimate solution for the laundromatically-challenged
All’s fair in warfare. Accessorise weaponry, chariot and horses to instil sartorial terror into the enemy
With kids, it’s simple: they just need practical, machine-washable clothes to run around in
And finally peeps, remember: if clothes let you down, there’s always jewellery